Wednesday, January 18, 2012
And it's back to the Apple store.
Genius: Hi Katie! Wow-back so soon? You must've really missed us! Hahaha!!!
Katie: Um, yeah. My computer is frozen on "safe boot".
G: OK, lemmie see here...wow, looks like your Apple Care just ran out two weeks ago. Bad timing, huh!?!
K: Yeah, I know. We talked about this, like, a week ago.
G: Right! So, did anything happen? Did you drop it or did it get wet?
K: I was drinking water and I laughed and spit water on it.
G: Wow, that was stupid! Must've been a pretty funny joke! Got a lot of funny jokers in your life, huh?
K: I made myself laugh. I was home alone and I was thinking about if my friend Lindsay married this guy whose last name is Rimsey and then her name would rhyme and it would be so stupid and I totally cracked myself up. While drinking water.
G: Wow!!! Maybe you should send the bill to this Mr. Rimsey, huh? Hahaha!
K: He's not real. I made him up. There was never a possibility of this happening. It was never even funny to begin with. Please just fix my computer. Here's my credit card, it will probably get denied.
G: Bet you wish we had a punch card like at a coffee shop!!! Cuz you're in here so often, get it???
Every time, buddy.
Photo by Kourtney Roy