Did you know it take the same amount of time for me to drive all the way to the Santa Barbara DMV than to go to an LA one without an appointment? AND they're so nice to you there, it's like a resort vacation. Hopefully, they're passing out Mai Tais again while we wait.
Edit: Nope, nevermind, never again. I prefer my disgruntled DMV employees to actually have a reason to be disgruntled. LA, you have won me back.